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Life's Best Feelz

Ghett0

DARKLY Regular
Topic says it all:

What are the best Feelz in life?

Beyond the obvious IE pro dick sucks, twins with great natural boobies, bum sex and lucious vag, what are the winningest feelz to be cherished in life?

IMO

-A great shit - a royal 2 lber that just slips right out with minimal strain and requires a single wipe to clean
-An Icy cold Weißbiere on a warm day in the sun
-The rush of juice you get at the end of a solid 45 min wok out and your heart and lungs are still going strong
-The sweet aroma of some lucious feast right before you eat it (ex. General Tsao's chicken, a nice curry, roast beef with gravy)
-Random cuteness from children that is not an attempt to solicit new toys
-Puppies and their uncanny ability to come be fur-covered cutenesses when you are sad panda or in rage mode
-That once-in-a-lifetime moment when kitteh decides to "pet himself" with your hand before going back to be Satan's helper and ruining your fuckin home with his/her stench and shenanigans
-That righteous feeling of #win you get when you are just about to pwn the fuck out of a major exam while everyone else is dying of Derpes, ph33r and Brain AIDS
-Hearing those throaty, unbridled utterances of passion from women mid-coitus when the veil finally falls and she reveal her inner cock-whore to you while riding the Baloney Pony
-#winning at ultra hard gamez
-HSing MatuchinO or Battoussai, the dirty haxing whores. :P (j/k. Mats m Bats pay me for butt sex and dick slurps, not the other way around)
-The satisfaction of watching your Haters lose face when you didn't have to do a damn thing to make it happen, but you got to witness it anyhow.
-Installing new GPU and watching your PC shred up the latest gamez on the heaviest setting on a huge screen with ultra-loud surround sound while you drip in sweat and cry at the beauty. :somuchwin:
- scoring winning goals in footy
-seeing chicks fight over rights to be on the receiving end of teh cock

Got feelz?
 

Leroy

2012 Troll of the Year
I remember that one time at Rocky, prior to random spawns, two newbles spawned in with full night vision and snipers. I took em down, robbed them blind, and logged.

those feelz.
 

OG buckshot jr

TD Admin
That feel of neck-closing pressure from such a strong, high pulse when you see your first random player, and he doesn't see you yet. AWWW MAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
 

47

TD Admin, Chicken Licker, Top Shelf Sleeper
that feel when stalk abd stealth kill an armed guy
 

Leroy

2012 Troll of the Year
That feel when hiding in restaurant in rocky with 4 of your best friends and steve, and random newb walks by and you light him up...

BRING THAA THUNDAAAHR

AWWWW YEAH
 

Brains

TD Admin (and LiR)
hahaha u guys are such trolls

All what u said Ghetto, also
- Winning money at the casino. Feels like you just robbed the place and peaced out.
- Being on vacation and not giving a fuck about anything. Totally stress free.
 

Ghett0

DARKLY Regular
Since it's Halloween, one of my favorites...

That feel when your Halloween costume is so win, you terrify the fuck out of children, sending them screaming from your home and leaving them so scared, they refuse to approach your house even with the promise of free chocolate
Also, that feel of winning a monster bet against a team you hate so not only do you get to watch them fail, but you get the sweet cashish for it as well.
 

Leroy

2012 Troll of the Year
that feel when all of us fire on the count of 3, guy gets hit with 4 bullets at the same time, screams hax

Haha I remember that time, he raaaaaaaged...

That feelz of going between campos and smallville in the trees, and running into another dude....

"47, 44 jump I see a dude!! he's not jumping, light him up"
"Where where where who's shooting?"
"He's there! behind the bush!"

this is now a warz feelz thread.
 

Ghett0

DARKLY Regular
Deleting of Facebook account due to fucks not given for artificial friendships with Face-Cunts and the false, simulated reality it reflects.

Best feel ever.
 

Ghett0

DARKLY Regular
Never got the WarZ fascination. Buddy bought it for me, spent 45 minutes following him somewhere. Had flashlight, but didn't use it for fear of alerting other. Got shot and all items stolen. Seems like a griefers game to me. Fucks given for WarZ = 0
 

Frey

DARKLY Regular
No one here knows what feelz are. Feelz are simply feeling the feeling of feelz.
:fulloffuck:
 
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