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just got back...

$alvador

TD Member
from europe! probably nobody cares why i was afk so long but yeah there it is. the food is many many times better than the assjizz being sold as food here, it's OK to drink a beer and smoke anywhere without frowns of disapproval and people calling the cops, hell people smoke and drink in the gas stations with the cops. the criminals are easy to spot because they're all gypsies or politicians and nobody likes them, the females are all so fine and not princesses like the girls around here, people insist on buying you drinks, basically people are more human and I really appreciate that coming from a society like this where the only value comes with a dollar sign and people would rather front and act like they're worth a million bucks than be real. I already miss it :(
 

Leroy

2012 Troll of the Year
hahha, buddy I missed you. I've been to europe, an amazing experience. Where in particular did you go? I liked the old architecture, it seems our country is so new and stale, and in europe, particularly holland, it has been there for eons, old windy cobble streets etc...
 

auron

TD Admin
But do they use periods over there, that's what's important.

I went to Italy, Spain, France and Monaco a month ago. Beautiful places. Didn't actually interact with locals a ton, but people do seem generally less "guarded"/a little more human. Girlfriend wants to move to Italy now -_-.
 

.44 caliber

TD Admin
I missed you man, dun worry. Just not in the sense that Leroy did... B==D ()'o'().

I would love to go to europe someday. My boss is polish and he tells me amazing stories of his old country... and the food... oh GOD the FOOD sounds amazing.
 

Shortbus

Professional Cocksucker
I missed you man, dun worry. Just not in the sense that Leroy did... B==D ()'o'().

I would love to go to europe someday. My boss is polish and he tells me amazing stories of his old country... and the food... oh GOD the FOOD sounds amazing.

Polish, lol. There are much better places than Poland.
 

47

TD Admin, Chicken Licker, Top Shelf Sleeper
i think Amsterdam was the only place ive been in Europe. lol, stoner !
 

$alvador

TD Member
yay i haven't been forgotten :) i went to hungary actually because my fam lives there, it was fucking awesome. it's such a crazy mix of modernity and communist era relics, most of the people i know there have fiber optic internet right up into their house so download speeds are crazy, and there's cell reception literally everywhere you can imagine because there are signal repeaters on every fifth rooftop and in the subways and under mountains. i went to austria and the czech republic, austrian people are boring and pretty plain looking and prague would be beautiful without the bajillion tourists. after being there i'm 99% sure the country is funded entirely by tourism and beer exports.
 

B.From.Acc

TD Admin
prague would be beautiful without the bajillion tourists. after being there i'm 99% sure the country is funded entirely by tourism and beer exports.
the one country i missed when i did my tour of the continent, thats all i hear though, how old and beautiful the city still is. one day!
 
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