JAVA programmers

[Leroy]

Are the dumbest people on the planet.

That is all, you may continue.

 

[Keeripes!]

LOL.

Leroy is bomb.

 

[auron]

The question is... were they dumb before or after they started programming with it?

 

[Leroy]

I'm not sure, but it I'm sure that java programmers are bred with some sort of smug superiority complex, that even though you show them the EXACT RESULTS OF USING THE PROPER FUCKING INTERFACE, they mumble some jargon about ADF and polymorphism, and OO concepts and waddle off.

 

[dead mike]

microsoft excel ftw!!!

 

[Leroy]

Visual Basic coders are plant life, no higher. I have never met a visual basic coder that has, ever once, seen boobies. Even nerds regard them with disdain. They make down-syndrome kids seem like prodigies.

 

[auron]

I started out on VB... it's a solid place to start. This was in 9th grade though.

Creating GUI's in java is the most retarded shit I've ever done in programming....

 

[Leroy]

I was coding TC in grade 9. I agree those, the stupid layout managers want to make me pull my eyeballs out.

 

[MilchCow]

I'm learning C++ right now. That shit blows my mind.

 

[ACE68]

Im learning PUA

 

[td|35mm]

And I don't give a shit about programmers ... period :) - there is a whole world out there.

 

[.44 caliber]

ummmmmm. Leroy can suck my basic visual F++ balls.

 

[Leroy]

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I'm learning C++ right now. That shit blows my mind.
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Yeah, its dope. The only thing it can't do is brew my coffee. When you get tight with that language, you'll see its so easy to do so many things quickly, and you'll understand why all performance apps are written in it.

You want runtime speed? Java ftl.