Shortbus
Professional Cocksucker
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRO626ImQek
I think i saw a brief appearance of C. Ronaldo there too.
I think i saw a brief appearance of C. Ronaldo there too.
Italian Training Camp (soccer)
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Ba Chicka Wa Wa
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Ok I played soccer since i was 4. Let me be the fist to say that's some funny ass shit. Especially cause its so fucking true.
what's with the soccer craze on the forums today?
Leroy
2012 Troll of the Year
Not in rugby. I destroy soccer players like the badass motherfucker I am.
Sissy shin pads, crybaby antics. You all should be deeply ashamed of yourselves. Even to be associated with the game should entice you to commit suicide. There is only one road for redemption. Call up your local rugby club, sign up, and get your shit kicked in for 3 solid years. Then graduate to a honest to god, shit-kicker head-cracker, and join the ranks of men who steal others' girlfriends, drink untold amounts of beer, and look good doing it.
Even the skinny little fucks can do it. No shit, we've got a 100lb sopping wet welshman who is a god on the rugby pitch. You just can't catch the bastard.
Sissy shin pads, crybaby antics. You all should be deeply ashamed of yourselves. Even to be associated with the game should entice you to commit suicide. There is only one road for redemption. Call up your local rugby club, sign up, and get your shit kicked in for 3 solid years. Then graduate to a honest to god, shit-kicker head-cracker, and join the ranks of men who steal others' girlfriends, drink untold amounts of beer, and look good doing it.
Even the skinny little fucks can do it. No shit, we've got a 100lb sopping wet welshman who is a god on the rugby pitch. You just can't catch the bastard.
HooB.wg
Hacking Faggot
[quote1234891169=Leroy]
Not in rugby. I destroy soccer players like the badass motherfucker I am.
Sissy shin pads, crybaby antics. You all should be deeply ashamed of yourselves. Even to be associated with the game should entice you to commit suicide. There is only one road for redemption. Call up your local rugby club, sign up, and get your shit kicked in for 3 solid years. Then graduate to a honest to god, shit-kicker head-cracker, and join the ranks of men who steal others' girlfriends, drink untold amounts of beer, and look good doing it.
Even the skinny little fucks can do it. No shit, we've got a 100lb sopping wet welshman who is a god on the rugby pitch. You just can't catch the bastard.
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Agreed, plain and simple, a game where you have to fake an injury is not a sport to me.. Don't get me wrong I love watching World Cup and Euro Cup sometimes, but it just gets me so fired up when I see players faking injuries for a simple call.. Not sportsmanlike whatsoever.
Not in rugby. I destroy soccer players like the badass motherfucker I am.
Sissy shin pads, crybaby antics. You all should be deeply ashamed of yourselves. Even to be associated with the game should entice you to commit suicide. There is only one road for redemption. Call up your local rugby club, sign up, and get your shit kicked in for 3 solid years. Then graduate to a honest to god, shit-kicker head-cracker, and join the ranks of men who steal others' girlfriends, drink untold amounts of beer, and look good doing it.
Even the skinny little fucks can do it. No shit, we've got a 100lb sopping wet welshman who is a god on the rugby pitch. You just can't catch the bastard.
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Agreed, plain and simple, a game where you have to fake an injury is not a sport to me.. Don't get me wrong I love watching World Cup and Euro Cup sometimes, but it just gets me so fired up when I see players faking injuries for a simple call.. Not sportsmanlike whatsoever.
OG buckshot jr
TD Admin
[quote1234892171=Leroy]
Not in rugby. I destroy soccer players like the badass motherfucker I am.
Sissy shin pads, crybaby antics. You all should be deeply ashamed of yourselves. Even to be associated with the game should entice you to commit suicide. There is only one road for redemption. Call up your local rugby club, sign up, and get your shit kicked in for 3 solid years. Then graduate to a honest to god, shit-kicker head-cracker, and join the ranks of men who steal others' girlfriends, drink untold amounts of beer, and look good doing it.
Even the skinny little fucks can do it. No shit, we've got a 100lb sopping wet welshman who is a god on the rugby pitch. You just can't catch the bastard.
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This is for the Italians. Other than that, Futbol is the greatest sport in the world. Italians just really, REALLY ruined it for potential new fans.
Not in rugby. I destroy soccer players like the badass motherfucker I am.
Sissy shin pads, crybaby antics. You all should be deeply ashamed of yourselves. Even to be associated with the game should entice you to commit suicide. There is only one road for redemption. Call up your local rugby club, sign up, and get your shit kicked in for 3 solid years. Then graduate to a honest to god, shit-kicker head-cracker, and join the ranks of men who steal others' girlfriends, drink untold amounts of beer, and look good doing it.
Even the skinny little fucks can do it. No shit, we've got a 100lb sopping wet welshman who is a god on the rugby pitch. You just can't catch the bastard.
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This is for the Italians. Other than that, Futbol is the greatest sport in the world. Italians just really, REALLY ruined it for potential new fans.
Remy
TD Member / Gay Gyoza
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thats nothin like real soccer...besides in everysport theres bits of acting....
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that video is exactly what soccer is about now a days. i dont know wtf kinda soccer ur watching but this kinda crap gets pulled ATLEAST once a game let a lone every 5 mins.
I love soccer...ive played it since i could walk. but watching players dive just makes me shake my head. if i wanted to see gay dramma ill go watch soap operas but this is supposed to be a "sport"
thats nothin like real soccer...besides in everysport theres bits of acting....
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that video is exactly what soccer is about now a days. i dont know wtf kinda soccer ur watching but this kinda crap gets pulled ATLEAST once a game let a lone every 5 mins.
I love soccer...ive played it since i could walk. but watching players dive just makes me shake my head. if i wanted to see gay dramma ill go watch soap operas but this is supposed to be a "sport"
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TD Admin, Chicken Licker, Top Shelf Sleeper
[quote1234897208=Leroy]
Not in rugby. I destroy soccer players like the badass motherfucker I am.
Sissy shin pads, crybaby antics. You all should be deeply ashamed of yourselves. Even to be associated with the game should entice you to commit suicide. There is only one road for redemption. Call up your local rugby club, sign up, and get your shit kicked in for 3 solid years. Then graduate to a honest to god, shit-kicker head-cracker, and join the ranks of men who steal others' girlfriends, drink untold amounts of beer, and look good doing it.
Even the skinny little fucks can do it. No shit, we've got a 100lb sopping wet welshman who is a god on the rugby pitch. You just can't catch the bastard.
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i agree that pro soccer players are the biggest pussies. they take so many dives, and the guy didnt even touch them. pussies and fakers. i enjoy playing soccer, but no way im watching it, unless its the world cup. and even then im enraged by pussy dives and faking fouls.
Not in rugby. I destroy soccer players like the badass motherfucker I am.
Sissy shin pads, crybaby antics. You all should be deeply ashamed of yourselves. Even to be associated with the game should entice you to commit suicide. There is only one road for redemption. Call up your local rugby club, sign up, and get your shit kicked in for 3 solid years. Then graduate to a honest to god, shit-kicker head-cracker, and join the ranks of men who steal others' girlfriends, drink untold amounts of beer, and look good doing it.
Even the skinny little fucks can do it. No shit, we've got a 100lb sopping wet welshman who is a god on the rugby pitch. You just can't catch the bastard.
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i agree that pro soccer players are the biggest pussies. they take so many dives, and the guy didnt even touch them. pussies and fakers. i enjoy playing soccer, but no way im watching it, unless its the world cup. and even then im enraged by pussy dives and faking fouls.
OG buckshot jr
TD Admin
See I can't even argue with the people hating on the 'divers' because it HAS gotten out of hand. My love for the game still won't change, but fuck... the diving has ruined it, I agree.
By the way, to see good, amazing futball, full of REAL skill (no graphics or fake shit) and just the beauty in which the game is supposed to be played, youtube any clip entitled "Joga Bonito" - meaning in Brazilian, "Play Beautiful". It's hosted by one of the game's greatest, Eric Cantona (Manchester United attacking mid-fielder, known for his rebellious popped-collar). Enjoy!
By the way, to see good, amazing futball, full of REAL skill (no graphics or fake shit) and just the beauty in which the game is supposed to be played, youtube any clip entitled "Joga Bonito" - meaning in Brazilian, "Play Beautiful". It's hosted by one of the game's greatest, Eric Cantona (Manchester United attacking mid-fielder, known for his rebellious popped-collar). Enjoy!
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