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Imposter Ghett0?

Ghett0

DARKLY Regular
Over the years, I have become accustomed to a lot of people masquerading with my tag. Let's face it, there's a lot of Eminem listening white boys who want to be "Ghetto" and think it's ultra leet to spell it with a zero. Fuck, if it wasn't a good idea, I wouldn't have come up with it 15 years ago. But, as I said, I came up with it 15 years ago and when shit isn't broke, I don't fix it.

So, I was checking the server stats and I was a bit surprised to see some dude from Richmond Hill called Ghett0 rocking the top spot on the secondary GO server.

Do people know this dude?

Personally, I have come to take it as flattery when people rip my tag, despite the territorial rage machine in me wanting to rip their testicles off and feed them to said imposter. That being said, I do tend to get aped / impersonated a lot by Haters.

After all, a HATER is

Having
Anger
Towards
Everyone
Reaching
Success

And though my CS skills are weak, I do excel at the art of Awesome.

What's the deal with this dude. I'm not sure if I should turn the Rage Machine on and go nuclear to destroy this fool or just chalk it up to the usual inconvenient case of some tool trying to rip my tag because, in the 15 years I have been Ghett0, I have yet to meet someone who has held the tag as long as I have. I am known as "Ghett0" in numerous places, including by many Toronto Media personalities including James Sharman, Brendan Dunlop, Sid Sixeiro, Gabriel Morency, etc....

Often impersonated and never duplicated, I have no real concern about being mistaken for someone else, because everyone who knows me can tell the difference between me and other people, but this is the first time I have seen another "Ghett0" pop up in a community I frequent without it being same fag-bot trying to make me look bad (and often failing miserably).

The good news is, apparently homie has some skills. The Bad news is, mother fucker ain't me, and that automatically makes him the lesser of the two. :P

Am I tripping balls over nothing here? I don't want to find out this lamer is some haxor trying to sully my name. I don't give a fuck about not having CS skills, but I do have a good name for various other things, namely being sharp, tolerant, funny, creative and a sexy man-whore. I just don't want someone shitting in the Darkly pool and dirtying a good name I have spent a decade and a half building.

I may make a lot of people butt hurt, but that's an unfortunate circumstance of having a long dick that people can't help but ride on from time to time.

Like EZ-E says
"Since you put yourself on my dick, I put my nuts on your chin."

If bitches wanna ride dick, they're gonna get an asshole full of it and the rest I'll pop in their mouth to clean off.

Anyone know this dude? Is he cool? What's the dizzle here? I'm torn as to how to deal with this.
 

Leroy

2012 Troll of the Year
LB PM'd me and said you were abusing your admin privileges on our CSGO server. Y U DO THAT?
 

TinanaBoa

DARKLY Regular
There can only be one!!

Come on man- thats just the ego talking. play and have fun.
Try a little harder when you see that mofo playing.:popcorn:
 

Ghett0

DARKLY Regular
Just a little nut shrinkage, that's all. I haven't played with the guy at all, I just want to make sure I don't have some troll imposter on my hands. (It's happened before in other communities, though never in the video game world.)

For all I know the dude is cool. Equal parts shock, concern and curiosity. He must have been around for a while because he seems to have an assload of points on the secondary server. I just want to know what I'm dealing with, is all.
 

$alvador

TD Member
i bet that guy's just an average, run-of-the-mill, half-man, half-goat minotaur who eats children for breakfast and cleans his dick with the handle of a sledgehammer.
 
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