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TD Admin
If you actually want to get fired. Things to say to your boss:
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This job is easy! Anybody could do it!
I make too much money.
You know, Bob and I do the same thing, except Bob is MUCH better at it.
You know, Joe can do this twice as fast as me and
funny thing - he makes half as much money as I do.
I was late every day this week!
I can't wait to get workman's comp.
I just don't want to be here.
Sure I steal supplies. Doesn't everybody?
I spend most of my work day playing online games.
I didn't want to talk to that customer, so I put her on hold and went to lunch.
I'm going to be in at around ten tomorrow. Would you punch me in at eight?
What are you, stupid?
Ever heard of personal hygiene?
Oh, yes. I sent all our clients an email full of the "F" word from your PC using your email. You don't mind, do you?"
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This job is easy! Anybody could do it!
I make too much money.
You know, Bob and I do the same thing, except Bob is MUCH better at it.
You know, Joe can do this twice as fast as me and
funny thing - he makes half as much money as I do.
I was late every day this week!
I can't wait to get workman's comp.
I just don't want to be here.
Sure I steal supplies. Doesn't everybody?
I spend most of my work day playing online games.
I didn't want to talk to that customer, so I put her on hold and went to lunch.
I'm going to be in at around ten tomorrow. Would you punch me in at eight?
What are you, stupid?
Ever heard of personal hygiene?
Oh, yes. I sent all our clients an email full of the "F" word from your PC using your email. You don't mind, do you?"