How to Impress People

[omission]

How to Impress a Woman:

1.Compliment her,
2.cuddle her,
3.kiss her,
4.caress her,
5.love her,
6.stroke her,
7.tease her,
8.comfort her,
9.protect her,
10.hug her,
11.hold her,
12.spend money on her,
13.wine & dine her,
14.buy things for her,
15.listen to her,
16.care for her,
17.stand by her,
18.support her,
19.go to the ends of the earth for her....

How to Impress a Man

1.Show up naked.
2.Bring beer.

 

[[503]Hoggslayer]

How to Impress Narf:

1. Show up in a Banana Hammock dusted with glitter.

2. Say your name is SJ.

 

[Gump]

it's too bad it doesn't work the other way around, at least the times I've tried

 

[Hawk-Eye]

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[Brains]

so true, but y does it have to be like this...should change it around

 

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[quote1255402150=omission™]
How to Impress a Woman:

1.Compliment her,
2.cuddle her,
3.kiss her,
4.caress her,
5.love her,
6.stroke her,
7.tease her,
8.comfort her,
9.protect her,
10.hug her,
11.hold her,
12.spend money on her,
13.wine & dine her,
14.buy things for her,
15.listen to her,
16.care for her,
17.stand by her,
18.support her,
19.go to the ends of the earth for her....

How to Impress a Man

1.Show up naked.
2.Bring beer.

[/quote1255402150]

You forgot one more:

3.Give head.