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TD Admin
How To Be Really Annoying
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1.Drum on every available surface.
2.Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
3.Staple papers in the middle of the page.
4.Ask 800 operators for dates.
5.Sew anti-theft detector strips into people's backpacks.
6.Set alarms for random times.
7.Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise.
8.Honk and wave to strangers.
9.Dress only in clothes colored Hunter's Orange.
10.Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
11.Wear your pants backwards.
12.Begin all your sentences with "
oh la la!"
13.Leave someone's printer in compressed-italic-cyrillic-landscape mode.
14.Steal a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
15.Pay for your dinner with pennies.
16.Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
17.Leave tips in Bolivian currency.
18.Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
19.At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.
20.When Christmas caroling, sing "Jingle Bells, Batman smells" until physically restrained.
21.As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
22.Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.
23.Finish the 99 bottles of beer song.
24.Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
25.Name your dog "Dog".
26.Ask people what gender they are.
27.Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."
28.Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
29.Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
30.Chew on pens that you've borrowed.
31.Wear a LOT of cologne.
32.At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batatatatatata-suhWING-batter!"
33.Incessantly recite annoying phrases, such as "sticky wicket isn't cricket."
34.Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.
35.Scuff your feet on a dry, shaggy carpet and seek out victims.
36.Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
37.Make appointments for the 31st of September.
38.Invite lots of people to other people's parties.
39.Forward e-mails back to the person that sent it to you.
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1.Drum on every available surface.
2.Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
3.Staple papers in the middle of the page.
4.Ask 800 operators for dates.
5.Sew anti-theft detector strips into people's backpacks.
6.Set alarms for random times.
7.Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise.
8.Honk and wave to strangers.
9.Dress only in clothes colored Hunter's Orange.
10.Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
11.Wear your pants backwards.
12.Begin all your sentences with "
oh la la!" 13.Leave someone's printer in compressed-italic-cyrillic-landscape mode.
14.Steal a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
15.Pay for your dinner with pennies.
16.Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
17.Leave tips in Bolivian currency.
18.Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
19.At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.
20.When Christmas caroling, sing "Jingle Bells, Batman smells" until physically restrained.
21.As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
22.Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.
23.Finish the 99 bottles of beer song.
24.Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
25.Name your dog "Dog".
26.Ask people what gender they are.
27.Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."
28.Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
29.Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
30.Chew on pens that you've borrowed.
31.Wear a LOT of cologne.
32.At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batatatatatata-suhWING-batter!"
33.Incessantly recite annoying phrases, such as "sticky wicket isn't cricket."
34.Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.
35.Scuff your feet on a dry, shaggy carpet and seek out victims.
36.Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
37.Make appointments for the 31st of September.
38.Invite lots of people to other people's parties.
39.Forward e-mails back to the person that sent it to you.
