the best hotel (or hostel, i guess i should say) that i have ever been at was in Barcelona, Spain. It cost me 17 Euro a per night. I had to share a room with 3 other people but its all legit.
1. large personal locker with key
2. fucking 12 or even 13 foot ceilings
3. free internet (slow, but free)
4. kitchen + fridge
5. an outdoor patio inside a quiet housing complex larger than most peoples entire lots.
6. tv-room
7. super tight security, you have to go through two sets of locked doors and if the guy at the door doesnt know who you are, you are not getting in.
8. clean bedsheets every night
no roaches no funny smells
all for fucking 17 euro's.