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Happy Easter

Ghett0

Ghett0

DARKLY Regular
Friday = Dead Jesus day
Saturday = Cry For Dead Jesus Day
Sunday = Holy Dead Jesus Sunday
Monday = Zombie Jesus Day AKA "FUCK LENT, I CAN FINALLY DO <insert whatever you gave up for Lent here> day.

Personally, I can't wait for Zombie Jesus Day so I can eat chocolate again.
 
$alvador

$alvador

TD Member
Good Friday = Find a hookah bar to hole up in
Saturday = Go to the stores you wanted to go to yesterday
Easter Sunday = Go to church dressed as Pontious Pilate; terrorize worshippers
Easter Monday = who cares, back to work
 
Cock

Cock

Cockilicious
Staff member
$alvador said:
Good Friday = Find a hookah bar to hole up in
Saturday = Go to the stores you wanted to go to yesterday
Easter Sunday = Go to church dressed as Pontious Pilate; terrorize worshippers
Easter Monday = who cares, back to work
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LooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooL
 
dead mike

dead mike

TD Member, Legend, Puncher of Faces, Chatbox King
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Glocky

Glocky

Drinking your tears
So my mum is very RC, not bible thumping, but devout. On her FB (she's still learning, I signed her up in the fall as they are moving this spring back to Nova Scotia, away from all 4 of the kids and their families to be back where she grew up)

Mum: Happy Easter every one.

ME: Is it zombie Jesus time yet? /me looks for the lightning bolt that's going to smite me.
 
jakksilves

jakksilves

LiR
I didn't realize it was Easter until I was told how lucky I was to be getting out by the holiday AND that the store I work at is closed as well.

What the hell do I do all day now?!
 
Ghett0

Ghett0

DARKLY Regular
Glocky said:
So my mum is very RC, not bible thumping, but devout. On her FB (she's still learning, I signed her up in the fall as they are moving this spring back to Nova Scotia, away from all 4 of the kids and their families to be back where she grew up)

Mum: Happy Easter every one.

ME: Is it zombie Jesus time yet? /me looks for the lightning bolt that's going to smite me.
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Wow. Your mom is gonna shit a golden brick and make you eat it. My grandma is ultra RC, and I may be all jokes with you guys, but I would definitely not call it Dead Jesus day around her.

jakksilves said:
I didn't realize it was Easter until I was told how lucky I was to be getting out by the holiday AND that the store I work at is closed as well.

What the hell do I do all day now?!
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CS, brrrro!
 
Glocky

Glocky

Drinking your tears
Ghett0 said:
Wow. Your mom is gonna shit a golden brick and make you eat it. My grandma is ultra RC, and I may be all jokes with you guys, but I would definitely not call it Dead Jesus day around her.
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I hope she still lets me eat turkey tonight... :(
 
Glocky

Glocky

Drinking your tears
On Good Friday only...

So after I explained what a zombie was to my mom, she laughed... haha So I do get turkey.
 
Ghett0

Ghett0

DARKLY Regular
Win! If she tried to deny you, you shoulda said "Jesus would give me turkey".

The "What would Jesus do" defense is always a good one.

Jakk, then it sounds like you should ask the Easter Bunny to buy you source instead of polluting your house with chocolate eggs.
 
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