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Narf!

TD Admin
Dean!

Dean is turning 16, and as an aspiring hip-hop dancer he hopes to make it on "So You Think You Can Dance Canada" next season.
 

wh1te

TD Member
Happy bday dean. Dunno about dance, most likely Canada's got talent, having him fap with kitchen utensils
 

47

TD Admin, Chicken Licker, Top Shelf Sleeper
happy bday, bro. wish u many levels in WOW
 

Dean

TD Member
hahaha thanks guys, but some people call me the...

1. Fap Master
This is another usage of the word "fap", which means to masturbate. There are three distinct levels of fapping and Fap Master is the middle most level of fapping. It is someone who spend a considerable amount of time fapping, but not enough to constitute being a Fap-a-saurus Rex. A Fap Master spends about 3/4 of his day fapping, but he still gets things done; like eating, showering, and sleeping. A Fap Master does not spend every waking and non-waking hours of the day fapping, only some of them. And you still do not want to shake a Fap Master's hand.
Chick: "So how many times a day do you fap?
Dude: " Oh, about 4 or so times a day."
Chick: "So your a Fap Master and not a Fap-a-saurus Rex?
Dude: "Maybe, but I am fapping right now!
 

vinny paz

TD Admin
Perhaps one day dean, you will evolve into a fap-a-sauraus Rex. I only hope that I will be alive to witness such an event.
 
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