omission
TD Admin
You know you're getting older when...
*Everything that works hurts, and what doesn't hurt doesn't work.
*You feel like the morning after, and you haven't been anywhere.
*Your little black book only contains names ending in M.D.
*Your children are beginning to look middle-aged.
*Your mind makes contracts your body can't keep.
*You look forward to a dull evening.
*Your knees buckle and your belt won't.
*Your back goes out more than you do.
*You sink your teeth into a steak, and they stay there.
*You know all the answers, but nobody asks the questions.
*Everything that works hurts, and what doesn't hurt doesn't work.
*You feel like the morning after, and you haven't been anywhere.
*Your little black book only contains names ending in M.D.
*Your children are beginning to look middle-aged.
*Your mind makes contracts your body can't keep.
*You look forward to a dull evening.
*Your knees buckle and your belt won't.
*Your back goes out more than you do.
*You sink your teeth into a steak, and they stay there.
*You know all the answers, but nobody asks the questions.
