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fucking rage on my coworker

Fork Included

Fork Included

TD Admin
Man I want to slap this fat bitch around so badly right now.

We have a high-end coffee/espresso machine at work, you load up beans into one compartment and water into another. Press a button and the thing makes you a fresh cup of coffee in less than 1 minute, fucking makes Tim Hortons look like a joke. It cost us 1600 dollars in 2003, since then it has churred out 7235 cups of coffee.. thats 22 cents a cup and getting cheaper by the day.

Anyway.

When the machine is out of beans, the grinder motor spins freely and according to the manual this shit aint healthy. (I know, since the one time the machine was malfunctioning i had to take it to the manufacturer for repairs and spent some time reading the booklet while they worked on it)

Plus, it makes this god awful noise that you can hear in the entire office.

How do you avoid this? YOU CHECK TO FUCKING SEE IF THERE ARE BEANS IN THE MACHINE OR NOT. And its not difficult, since the container is made from see-through plastic.. you just look into it, no beans, put beans in. Beans in? Press the button.

So my frustration.. this dumb bitch for the last year and a half NEVER FUCKING DOES THIS. She stupidly pressed the brew button and stands there like a deer caught in headlights while the machine is spinning itself to death cuz there are no beans in it.

And it never occurs to her to fucking CHECK BEFOREHAND..

I have mentioned to her in passing many times that she may eventually kill the machine..

doesnt fucking get it

URRGGGGG
 
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Oreo

Rofl! If you guys have more then 20 people in your office you should rent a Starbuck Coffee Machine....Wasn't a big drinker but since we have it! Damm I take one every 3 hour even if I don't need it.
 
G

Gump

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yeeeaahh noo... i dont fuck manatees
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they're endangered you know, every little bit helps
 
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LT_Clash

TD Member
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yeeeaahh noo... i dont fuck manatees
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they're endangered you know, every little bit helps
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+1 made my day
 
mandy

mandy

TD Member
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Rofl! If you guys have more then 20 people in your office you should rent a Starbuck Coffee Machine....Wasn't a big drinker but since we have it! Damm I take one every 3 hour even if I don't need it.
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did you just say you could buy a starbucks coffee machine?..
 
Fork Included

Fork Included

TD Admin
Mandy... you can just buy the beans that starbucks uses and make your own "starbucks" coffee...

a single-load expresso/coffee machine will set you back around 400-500 bucks
 
mandy

mandy

TD Member
fuck that.
i'll just persue my dream in buying an entire starbucks shop for myself and snap my fingers whenever i want a coffee. :D
 
Fork Included

Fork Included

TD Admin
DREAM?

you can franchise out a shop for probably around 150-200 000 dollars.

if you actually want to, its a very doable proposition.
 
Spinny

Spinny

TD Admin / Giant Faggot
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yeeeaahh noo... i dont fuck manatees
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I hear dugongs is where it's at!
 
td|35mm

td|35mm

TD Admin
Lol Fork. I know the type!
Maybe she just likes the spinning thing or maybe the vibrations that might be present lol. Buy hear a vibrator or something.

Or do what usually offices do ... post a note designed in Word with HUGE, red, Times New Roman letters saying "If your a cow, check for beans first!"
 
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