Oldie, but a goodie. The British are awesome.
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and... ladies and gentlemen, the clincher for epic news story:
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BBC said:The Doody family from Wolverhampton has been crowned The Faggot Family in a national competition, and to kick off their reign they will launch National Faggot Week.
Fred Doody said:"The great British faggot is full of flavour and a great belly warmer at this time of year."
BBC said:The family, including Lewis, 13, and Grace, 7, eat faggots twice a week...
and... ladies and gentlemen, the clincher for epic news story:
BBC said:The competition was organised by faggot producer Mr Brain's Faggots.