cool story i just found on 4chan
>> in a bar shitfaced with my friends
>> some drunk comes up saying I was eyeballing his girlfriend
>> I laugh and saw nah I'm actually here with my girlfriend
>> he looks at her and says he'd like to fuck
>> I told him to sit down
>> he tries to punch me
>> I take my belt off and wrap it around his neck
>> choke him infront of his girlfriend
>> go to jail
>> 6 months in prison
>> dont even regret it