Ever had a Crap so big that

[CaptinHG]

Impressive...but this might be considered over-sharing.

For a guy nick named skid mark..... I would have though this would have been bang on for you...

 

[CaptinHG]

K enough on poop..

But Ill give you all a tip.. if your in bed with your wife or girlfriend and your need to fart, just reach behind stretch one of your cheeks out to the side and wall-la ...no sound... So as long as there is no smell .. your in the clear!!!

 

[Fork Included]

K enough on poop..

But Ill give you all a tip.. if your in bed with your wife or girlfriend and your need to fart, just reach behind stretch one of your cheeks out to the side and wall-la ...no sound... So as long as there is no smell .. your in the clear!!!

if your wife or girlfriend gets offended when you fart, you're not with the right person.

 

[CaptinHG]

Truth

if your wife or girlfriend gets offended when you fart, you're not with the right person.

Truth

 

[TurboTaco]

bare ass farts into pillows FTW or Loss...if u get pinkeye har har

 

[Fork Included]

bare ass farts into pillows FTW or Loss...if u get pinkeye har har

i shouldn't judge, but your obsession with feces and its derivatives is a too much at times

 

[TurboTaco]

coming from the guy who smothers his own face with his fart-infested pillows ;]

 

[Shotgun Jesus]

when you don't know if it's going to be a fart or a shit but you let it rip anyway.

 

[47]

if your woman really loves u, she'll sit in the dutch oven with u

 

[TurboTaco]

if your woman really loves u, she'll sit in the dutch oven with u

hahaha

when you don't know if it's going to be a fart or a shit but you let it rip anyway.

gotta be prepared for those moments...but never can be prepared

 

[TurboTaco]

This thread went to shit.

 

[Shotgun Jesus]

This thread went to shit.

 

[zackychuu]

when you're having a nice solid shit, and suddenly Niagara Falls erupts from your ass hole.

 

[Shotgun Jesus]

when you think about eating your own shit.

 

[Fork Included]

 

[zackychuu]

when you think about eating your own shit.

 

[TurboTaco]

when you've battled constipation on the toilet for an hour...and a tiny rabbit shit comes out

 

[Shotgun Jesus]

when TTwP's signature is so big you just want to shit

 

[Brades]

when you have to take a shit at the club...

 

[TurboTaco]

when TTwP's signature is so big you just want to shit

Is my gif really big? it doesn't look big at all for me...unless someone edited it.... >.>

Now back to the thread-jacking:

when your finger busts through the TP when wiping your awful runny mud butt