Epic/Funny Quotes from DARKLY

DrUgZ · Aug 30, 2009

"LB's Face is like an ashtray for cocks."
-SJ

auron · Sep 4, 2009

TD Community: (my favorite line from our bored at work story)
"Fork came in with his dick in his hand and a picture of Keeripes molesting Fork's torn anus."

Steve · Sep 4, 2009

Some TF2 player: wow spawn killing, what are you gay?
Turbotaco: I'm super gay
Steve: I'm mega gay
BIOP: I suck cocks

Steve · Sep 4, 2009

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Shotgun Jesus:

"A Russian walks into a Chinese restaurant... I forget the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore."
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STOLEN JOKE THAT IS IN NO WAY BY SHOTGUN!!!!!!

Shotgun Jesus · Sep 4, 2009

No shit. The Russian and Chinese restaurant is the only thing changed.

BIOP · Sep 4, 2009

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No shit. The Russian and Chinese restaurant is the only thing changed.
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Hey Einstein, I am pretty sure Steve was being sarcastic.

Remy · Sep 6, 2009

TD|Death to TD|Pyroette at the kegger

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dc2Z7CL4Cv0

Watermelon Jack · Sep 6, 2009

"What the shit is this fuck?" - Cool Guy

Narf! · Sep 10, 2009

[quote1252598643=Steve]
Some TF2 player: wow spawn killing, what are you gay?
Turbotaco: I'm super gay
Steve: I'm mega gay
BIOP: I suck cocks
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LOL I can't stop laughing at this one. It takes a lot of gay co-ordination to pull that off.

Steve · Sep 10, 2009

[quote1252601392=Narf!]
[quote1252598643=Steve]
Some TF2 player: wow spawn killing, what are you gay?
Turbotaco: I'm super gay
Steve: I'm mega gay
BIOP: I suck cocks
[/quote1252598643]

LOL I can't stop laughing at this one. It takes a lot of gay co-ordination to pull that off.
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lol i know! I was loling at what me and turbo said, but then BIOP spoke and I fucking ROFL'd in RL

Doolox · Sep 10, 2009

Brains - "Uhhhhhhhh.... Ah huh huh huh huh huh huhhhhhhh......." (Butthead style)

Ba Chicka Wa Wa · Sep 11, 2009

Talking about how all women will take and old or ugly guy if he has money...........

(Someone) You can't get a girl wearing raggedy ass clothes
(Balls) If you have money you can
(Steve) Yeah you can pyro did

You had to be there today was epic convo

LT_Clash · Sep 16, 2009

(someone) hey omission where you at
(omission) umm... ah... (drumk)
(someone ok im at spawn come to me
(omission) uh come out?

OG buckshot jr · Sep 16, 2009

In response to quake's pics of himself in the Official Picture Thread:

"sexy ! will you be my boyfriend ?"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

OG buckshot jr · Sep 17, 2009

Mastadon to me (or all) after I rush-killed him at cart as a CT:

"bitch, u run to fast, we need a gender test over here"

Fork Included · Sep 19, 2009

Hinouchi · Sep 19, 2009

lol HOOOOOOOOOOooooooo~ bring back hardgay! XD

Fork Included · Sep 20, 2009

phive : anyone here have experience with hookers? you know, the ones that smoke crack and you pay money for?

TD|OG HooB.wg : i am one

LT_Clash · Sep 21, 2009

lol hoob Win how that pay by the way ive been short on cash latly

auron · Sep 23, 2009

TD|I Want A Hamburger : Brains keeps a scrap book of cocks
(the rest was verbal, but this was the gist)
Brains: A scrap book of cocks huh?
SJ: Yeah, dicks cut out of gay magazines. You have chapters. One for white dicks. A chapter for black dicks.
Brains: ...
SJ: It an entire coffee table book full of cocks

Epic/Funny Quotes from DARKLY

DrUgZ

TD Admin

auron

TD Admin

Steve

TD Admin | Bacon

Steve

TD Admin | Bacon

Shotgun Jesus

TD Admin

BIOP

TD Admin / Rocker of City-Hair

Remy

TD Member / Gay Gyoza

Watermelon Jack

Narf!

TD Admin

Steve

TD Admin | Bacon

Doolox

Ba Chicka Wa Wa

TD Member

LT_Clash

TD Member

OG buckshot jr

TD Admin

OG buckshot jr

TD Admin

Fork Included

TD Admin

Hinouchi

TD Admin

Fork Included

TD Admin

LT_Clash

TD Member

auron

TD Admin