Epic/Funny Quotes from DARKLY

[Doolox]

"I'm a huge faggot. Please rape my face" - Doo|ox

 

[auron]

Courtney(really annoyed):You sound like you're about to do something you shouldn't
Brains(really drunk):I haven't been doing gay sex! I swear
Courtney:Well, you sound like you're on the verge of doing gay sex

 

[Shortbus]

that girl talks a bag of shit like she runs the show

 

[Leroy]

hahah she's cool.. she's just the female version of shotgun

 

[Hawk-Eye]

Yeah but less full of aids more full of love LoL

 

[Doolox]

$tev - "WHo wouldn't suck a dick for $100,000,000 dollars?"
Doo|ox - "What about the mental anguish afterwards of having sucked a dick?"
$tev - "You sound like a chick."

 

[Fork Included]

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

 

[auron]

I think he's the guy that no one knows who the fuck he is.
-Keeripes

 

[Spinny]

"If I was a girl, I would take 5 cocks in me"
- Brains

 

[OG buckshot jr]

In response to Ba Chicka's broken headset due to his cat:

"Sell your cat to an Asian restaurant and buy new headsets."
- 35mm

 

[OG buckshot jr]

Fork Included: "eating pizza is not a work out"

Shotgun Jesus: "Ass fucking your mother furiously is."

 

[Fork Included]

dead mike:
"i fuckin hate how bulky pizza boxes are"

TurboTaco:
"Because we all like eating a pizza that comes wrapped in toilet paper.."

 

[iSeize]

*DEAD* TD|iSeize : mmmm friends birthday was today. smoked alot of good stogies...
*DEAD* TD|iSeize : *insert SJ joke here*
*DEAD* TD|Spinny Has Cock Breath : you spelled cocks wrong iseize
*DEAD* Tr0j@n_ViRu5.eҲe : lol
*DEAD* COURTNEY <3 WHALE : <3
*DEAD* TD|Spinny Has Cock Breath : there ya go
*DEAD* TD| Brains : lol
*DEAD* TD|iSeize : BOO YEAH

 

[Spinny]

[quote1250049548=iSeize]
*DEAD* TD|iSeize : mmmm friends birthday was today. smoked alot of good stogies...
*DEAD* TD|iSeize : *insert SJ joke here*
*DEAD* TD|Spinny Has Cock Breath : you spelled cocks wrong iseize
*DEAD* Tr0j@n_ViRu5.eҲe : lol
*DEAD* COURTNEY <3 WHALE : <3
*DEAD* TD|Spinny Has Cock Breath : there ya go
*DEAD* TD| Brains : lol
*DEAD* TD|iSeize : BOO YEAH
[/quote1250049548]

what the hell... email:trojan virus? was this the guys name? or site get virus's? lol

 

[OG buckshot jr]

PERM-BAN HIM!!!

If he's trying to infect our site/players, then fuck him. Perm-ban at once. Get his SID.

 

[iSeize]

idk i posted it right out of chat in game, the guys nAme had an @ in it, so it must happen on its own. i didnt notice his entire name but i guess it could have been Tr0j@nVirUs .eXE. maybe stats will confirm.

 

[Archduke]

Brains: Your dick shrinks as you get older?
Death &amp; Omission: Oh yeah
Omission: It's like a reverse mortgage!

 

[47]

&quot;Do i look like your fantasy slutty administrative assistant?&quot; - Low Budget

 

[Fork Included]

Shotgun Jesus:

&quot;A Russian walks into a Chinese restaurant... I forget the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.&quot;

 

[auron]

Radik:

&quot;Tip: avoid most people with TD|, they WILL ass fuck you&quot;