Epic/Funny Quotes from DARKLY

[iCe]

Jello's son: do you know Jello Cock? IM his son... the lols

 

[Shotgun Jesus]

lulz were had

 

[Shotgun Jesus]

*DEAD* Steve : !ban Steve 0 TK
[SourceBans] Steve: Permanently banned player "Steve" (reason: TK).
*DEAD* TD| Shotgun Jesus : lol

 

[Olst]

TD| Wild-e killed Shelby with p90.
TD| Brains attacked a teammate
TD| Brains killed TD| Wild-e with knife.
*DEAD* Olst : !slay brains
TD| Brains suicided.
[SM] Slayed TD| Brains.



Lol'ed

 

[Brains]

TD| Wild-e killed Shelby with p90.
TD| Brains attacked a teammate
TD| Brains killed TD| Wild-e with knife.
*DEAD* Olst : !slay brains
TD| Brains suicided.
[SM] Slayed TD| Brains.



Lol'ed

haha you asshole

 

[Fork Included]

12:05 DARKLY|Brades AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWYEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
12:05 DARKLY|Brades Q10 is in
12:05 fast_gas nice
12:05 fast_gas are you gonna fap?
12:05 DARKLY|Brades yes
12:05 fast_gas k, take your time

>> time passes, Brades goes to pick up phone

13:24 DARKLY|Brades fucken AIDS
13:24 DARKLY|Brades drove to rogers
13:25 DARKLY|Brades hurrr your phone isnt here yet its at the rogers hq should be here tonight
13:25 fast_gas haha
13:25 fast_gas brades got mega trolled
13:25 DARKLY|Brades fffuuuuu

 

[Brades]

that was weak fork

 

[Olst]

Bing translator doesnt like my french :

"I wanted to run since the beginning of the afternoon. I was running. I went 45 minutes. I ran 8 minutes. I blow as an ox, I have evil in the heart, he wants to get out of my chest and stop beating. I have legs. In summary; Criss I am not shaped. :/"

Zack pointed it to me lol

 

[Shotgun Jesus]

You have evil in your heart.

 

[zackychuu]

Guys, he has legs.
Everything is good.

 

[Brades]

Fork Included signs on IRC

[09:09] * faceee (mibbit@208.*.*.*) has joined #darkly
[09:09] <faceee> hmm, works now?
[09:09] <faceee> gay
[09:09] <@Brades>
[09:10] * faceee (mibbit@208.*.*.*) Quit (G-lined (AUTO [1 hour] Unsecured HTTP proxy, please fix your web server configuration to fix this or see http://www.gamesurge.net/cms/Proxy G-lines/ for more information.))

 

[Fork Included]

fuck dat shit, fucking firewall hax, boss spends thousands of dollars upgrading network system without knowing jack shit about what hes doing.

 

[Steve]

My boss did the same thing.

That feel when your retarded boss blocks wikipedia.

 

[OG buckshot jr]

*DEAD* TD| Taylor_Sith : dust 2 seriously what r u guys 5???
0: Reinitialized 2 predictable entities
Shutdown 2 predictable entities and 0 client-created entities
*DEAD* headache : mostly
*DEAD* .ch3wb4cc4 : nextmap
*DEAD* atari : 5 and 3/4ths actually
*DEAD* .ch3wb4cc4 : !revote
*DEAD* PsychiatristNET : i'm older than that!
*DEAD* [DS]Wilkie : that was some die hard shit Grimsey
*DEAD* TD| Taylor_Sith : they must be
*DEAD* Emergency. : im 12 and what is this
*DEAD* PsychiatristNET : my mom doesn't know i play this game
*DEAD* Grimesy : rofl
*DEAD* Toast : nextmap
*DEAD* Death : I have shit in my diapers older than 12

 

[excalibur]

well at least we know death has been in depends for at least 12 years.

 

[Shotgun Jesus]

Some TF2 scammer to Zacky:

dude what you do is the cowardly thing in the all warld.
ban ip only couse i try to say something?!?!? you need to know this what hitler did (no ban ip shut the mouth of who try to talk just like you do to me)

 

[zackychuu]

I'm keeping that comment on my profile forever!

 

[47]

hahahaha, awesome !

 

[Steve]

The first Brades qoute to ever make this thread:

brades: I write brains on my toilet paper every morning.

 

[47]

haha