Epic/Funny Quotes from DARKLY

[47]

"ughhh just woke up in a puddle of my own puke " - Steve


"Nobody's untouchable when a hole is being torn" -BJ

 

[DarkSiege]

"I'll fuck your mother with a cheeseburger... Im going for a blizzard..." shotgun jesus

 

[.44 caliber]

" Narf, I'm pregnant." - Spinny

 

[47]

"i don't even want your dirty gypsy bounty money, too dirty"
- Bob for Accounting

 

[Narf!]

"I am not a kid, I was working in Baghdad when you were still in your dads bag."

-Propaganda

 

[Doolox]

"Anal Seepage" - 47

 

[Doolox]

"Don't fuck with me, man.."
"Don't fuck around.."
"You're gone, You're outta here.." - Jam (when provoked)

 

[Doolox]

"Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck, please get the server back up before I lose my buzz." - Doo|ox on a loud bender

 

[Doolox]

"I love ladies size XL" - Buttplug (if anyone remembers him)

 

[Narf!]

"Leave, leave now. Don't reply with some witless, homosexual rant about bla bla bla, vomit vomit vomit. Just get out. Leave the same door as jam and cbear."

-Leroy

 

[HooB.wg]

[quote1238593329=Narf!]
"Leave, leave now. Don't reply with some witless, homosexual rant about bla bla bla, vomit vomit vomit. Just get out. Leave the same door as jam and cbear."

-Leroy
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pwnt

 

[47]

"47 get out from those gypsy rugs!!!!" * - -=[SecS]=-DarkSiege

in response to me camping rugs on kismayo.

 

[OG buckshot jr]

Spinny: If I was that big fat guy beside them, I would pick up my gun and shoot that dumb dead bitch multiple times, dead or not!


47: u would miss, no aimbot IRL gypsy !

-> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

[Narf!]

I see your googly eyes and it said "merked" beside it

-buckshot jr to 0_o

 

[Narf!]

[quote1241709595=Steve]
No such thing as css addiction!!!

You wanna talk addiction, talk to a WoW player/former player!

This was my life as a junior in HS..

6 hours of school, 5 hours of sleep, 13 hours of WoW!

Shit I even use to blow off my long time gf(at that time like 2 years) on fridays to play WoW!!

"Sorry babe I'm not feeling to good tonight" *preceeds to play WoW for 10 hours in a row*


Fffffffuuuuuuuu-
[/quote1241709595]

This is the saddest story I've ever heard. Even sadder than when Mufasa died in The Lion King.

-vinny paz to $tve

 

[auron]

"That fuckin bitch is crazy"-buckshot jr about his cat.

 

[HooB.wg]

"Has to go to congress and the senate first. Then a 5 year waiting period for market research. Then Leroy has to fuck a chimpanzee, and if that chimp sees his shadow... then maybe this will get done.

47, Toronto Darkly is serious fucking business, ok? We can't make rash decisions".

-- SJ to 47 on procedures.

 

[Remy]

[quote1243951367=Auron]

Reminds me of the other day, I was watching a porno and it was a foursome (2 guys 2 girls) and all of a sudden the dudes started holding hands. I was like "WTF!?!? I'm outta here!" lol, holy shit.
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[OG buckshot jr]

"I'll give you some forum presents... I'll wrap a bow around my junk and deliver it to your mouth."

- Auron in response to 35mm talking about forum PRESENCE (catch the punn? LOL)

 

[iSeize]

"THIS MAP SUCKS THERES NO PLACE TO CAMP!!!"
-some noob talking about egon.