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Embarrassing moments thread

skd_mrk

TD Admin
I decided to share one of my more embarrassing moments with you all and I hope you will do the same:

I've worked for the same company, a large grocery chain, for 14 years now starting just two weeks after my 16th birthday. I started out working in a store bagging before moving into produce, dairy, etc. Shortly after college I interviewed and received a job offer working for corporate in IT. Now the thing you have to know about the grocery industry is that it operates on REALLY low margins. This is relevant to the story because you have to understand the building we had to work in. There were frequent blackouts due to greater energy demand than the building could support, conference rooms turned into offices for lack of space, and lastly closets turned into conference rooms because the conference rooms had turned into offices.

Well my co-workers from the store threw me a going away party a couple of weeks after I left (I can't remember the reason for the delay) and they also threw it on a week night. So I stayed up until 12 am just pounding drinks back (seldom been so drunk) and had to be driven to my friends house until I sobered up. I think I finally got back home around 2 am......and had to leave for work by 5 am to make it to the office by 7am (very bad commute, plus mass transportation). Ended up making it to work feeling pretty good and alert all things considered due to mass quantities of Sobe Adrenaline Rush.

Well it just so happened that I got pulled into a last minute meeting with Dell. They were trying to sell us both hardware and IT services. We managed to find a conference room in which the table took up the majority of the space in the room. You had to go into the room single file because after sitting down in a chair no one could fit behind you (no exaggeration...it was that tight). So we have about 10 people crammed into this tiny room in the middle of the summer. Well it got sweltering hot (outside of the building is aluminum panels = heat trap in summer) and I found myself starting to do the head nod that you get when you're really tired. After an hour I'm doing anything I can think of to stay awake...pinching my fingers in between the chair and table, drawing on some paper anything, finally I did one huge nod AND.....my head thumped on the wall behind me.

Suffice to say everyone heard it and knew what had happened.
 

Steve

TD Admin | Bacon
That isn't even that embarrassing skd. I could top that story, but I won't lol....
 

DrUgZ

TD Admin
lol the day after a hard night of drinking is always tough. I went to a buddy's wedding a few months back, drank till 4am, slept in my truck for 2 hours, then showed up for work wearing my suit and hammered drunk. I managed to get laughed at for my attire being on a construction site, then I climbed up to the top of a windmill to sleep it off.
nothing gets rid of a hangover faster than climbing up a ladder for 15 minutes. especially when all you can smell is the booze pouring out of your body in the form of sweat. Unfortunately it was a particularly windy day and I had to puke over the side a couple times because of the swaying, while being taped on my buddys phone, then go back to work. ROUGH
 

.44 caliber

TD Admin
I got so drunk one night that I pushed a girl into a stream of water face down and then walked on her back to get across it. Luckily she was "big boned" and didnt get seriously hurt, but holy fuck. I could be in jail right now if that had gone wrong, or worse anyways. This haunts me to this day (besides almost killing her) because she apparently had a crush on me and she really was a nice girl. Obviously that didn't go anywhere tho :\
 

Steve

TD Admin | Bacon
I got so drunk one night that I pushed a girl into a stream of water face down and then walked on her back to get across it. Luckily she was "big boned" and didnt get seriously hurt, but holy fuck. I could be in jail right now if that had gone wrong, or worse anyways. This haunts me to this day (besides almost killing her) because she apparently had a crush on me and she really was a nice girl. Obviously that didn't go anywhere tho :\

BAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
 

47

TD Admin, Chicken Licker, Top Shelf Sleeper
jesus fuck, 44 ! thats fucking hilarious !
 

kato

TD Admin
I'm a fuckin derp and ALMOST ruined a good thread with a story that nobody really cared about to begin with.

**Edited by BJ because this thread HAS to survive, it's the greatest idea in so long. Now please, post a real one or try not to ruin it :D

FINE

Was driving home from a friends house just after I got my full licence, It was a fairly hot day. Lucky for me my moms car had A/C.
Pulled up to an intersection, an eldery gentleman was crossing infront of me. Suddenly he clutches his chest and falls to his knees. Other motorists come instantly to his aid, I didn't know what to do (I was like 17), so I threw the car into reverse did a 'J' turn and bailed.
By the time I drove around the block there was already an EMS truck and ambulance there, and the old guy seemed to be ok. Felt like a derp for bailing instead of helping.
 

Leroy

2012 Troll of the Year
this can't possibly be true, because you first said you were driving your lambo, and then immediately switched to Bugati, a totally different car. And besides, Lambo's are french, dontcha know
 
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