Embarrassing moments thread
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AndyDizzle
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hahahahaha V-TEC YO!!!!!!!
I think HBC and Kato need to hug out their differences...while naked...and I watch...
.44 caliber
TD Admin
well i thought it was pretty shameful, but I guess thats why its so funny.
OG buckshot jr
TD Admin
LOL @ 44, MY IDOL.
I once went snowboarding with a girlfriend and her family at Mt. Tremblant in Montreal. I had been dating her for only a couple of months, and I'd gotten to know the parents very little, so this weekend "getaway" to their rich-ass chalet would be a great start. On our last day, we went boarding all day to take advantage and stopped for a wonderful lunch at the little resort at the bottom of the hill. Sure enough, me and her popdukes hit it off and end up getting shitfaced while shooting the shit. He kept feeding me Labatt Blue, not a good one for the stomach. Back to the hill we went, and after a long day decided to pack up and head home.
About an hour into the trip, I felt my stomach churning gurgle gurgle, but I tried my damn best not to say anything. Surely, I couldn't stand it anymore and let my girlfriend at the time take a bullet for the team, claiming she had to pee. Disgruntled and all, the parents pulled over into one of those McDonald's 'stops' along the way, and I bolted out of the car much faster than she did. I couldn't even make it to the bathroom before I started shitting in my pants. I get in the bathroom and realize that earlier in the morning, I thought I'd be fuckin cool and not wear underwear.
So here I am, in the nasty-ass McDonald's bathroom with shit everywhere on the floor and my jeans pretty much for garbage. After about 30 minutes of shitting and wondering how to handle the situation, I had to get my girl to bring in a pair of pants, and I just threw the old 'shitty' ones in the trash. I get back in the car, and nobody said a word for about 20 minutes, disgruntled parents who I don't really know yet and all. You know that sound you make when you try really hard to hold a laugh in, like that closed-mouth, in the throat laugh? Well, the mom and dad started like that and then the whole family burst out laughing hysterically at me. Turns out my girl sold me out and explained everything to the parents, but they liked me anyway and were pretty light-hearted about the whole thing... but I did have a few knicknames after that
lol
I once went snowboarding with a girlfriend and her family at Mt. Tremblant in Montreal. I had been dating her for only a couple of months, and I'd gotten to know the parents very little, so this weekend "getaway" to their rich-ass chalet would be a great start. On our last day, we went boarding all day to take advantage and stopped for a wonderful lunch at the little resort at the bottom of the hill. Sure enough, me and her popdukes hit it off and end up getting shitfaced while shooting the shit. He kept feeding me Labatt Blue, not a good one for the stomach. Back to the hill we went, and after a long day decided to pack up and head home.
About an hour into the trip, I felt my stomach churning gurgle gurgle, but I tried my damn best not to say anything. Surely, I couldn't stand it anymore and let my girlfriend at the time take a bullet for the team, claiming she had to pee. Disgruntled and all, the parents pulled over into one of those McDonald's 'stops' along the way, and I bolted out of the car much faster than she did. I couldn't even make it to the bathroom before I started shitting in my pants. I get in the bathroom and realize that earlier in the morning, I thought I'd be fuckin cool and not wear underwear.
So here I am, in the nasty-ass McDonald's bathroom with shit everywhere on the floor and my jeans pretty much for garbage. After about 30 minutes of shitting and wondering how to handle the situation, I had to get my girl to bring in a pair of pants, and I just threw the old 'shitty' ones in the trash. I get back in the car, and nobody said a word for about 20 minutes, disgruntled parents who I don't really know yet and all. You know that sound you make when you try really hard to hold a laugh in, like that closed-mouth, in the throat laugh? Well, the mom and dad started like that and then the whole family burst out laughing hysterically at me. Turns out my girl sold me out and explained everything to the parents, but they liked me anyway and were pretty light-hearted about the whole thing... but I did have a few knicknames after that
lol
thomastronics
TD Member
HAhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha oh man thats good bucky
Wearing no underwear with jeans? You're risking some serious cock-zipper pain, shit pants.
Leroy
2012 Troll of the Year
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Brains
TD Admin (and LiR)
Well I have an embarrassing moment too actually. I shared this moment a couple years ago (when it happened).
So me and BIOP we're playing on our TF2 server, way before we had trade servers and these servers we're full all the time. So BIOP and I were getting really rowdy and all, being on mic having a good time. So I called my girl during this time. Answering machine came on, and so I hung up....so I thought. So BIOP and I continue saying stupid shit on mic like "im taking this fags rear! im gonna ram him hard!", "This guys ass is gonna be bleeding for days when im done with him" and so on. I look at my phone 10mins and realize that the whole mic convo was on her voicemail.... No wonder I got asked to get an AIDS test...
So me and BIOP we're playing on our TF2 server, way before we had trade servers and these servers we're full all the time. So BIOP and I were getting really rowdy and all, being on mic having a good time. So I called my girl during this time. Answering machine came on, and so I hung up....so I thought. So BIOP and I continue saying stupid shit on mic like "im taking this fags rear! im gonna ram him hard!", "This guys ass is gonna be bleeding for days when im done with him" and so on. I look at my phone 10mins and realize that the whole mic convo was on her voicemail.... No wonder I got asked to get an AIDS test...
OG buckshot jr
TD Admin
LOL
and @ SJ - most of my jeans have a jean flap on the inside, so no zipper-skin contact
and @ SJ - most of my jeans have a jean flap on the inside, so no zipper-skin contact
LOL
and @ SJ - most of my jeans have a jean flap on the inside, so no zipper-skin contact
Too bad your ass flap can't keep the shit inside. Blame Bucky for loaning you out so much.
AndyDizzle
DARKLY Regular
hahahaha BJ with another shit story. A while back BJ came on CS and immediately told this story about how he had just missed the toilet after his first wipe, dropping shit filled toilet paper on the ground, and spent 20 minutes cleaning it up. BJ has soooooooo many shit stories hahaha.