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Dine and Dash from Mandarin

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Shortbus

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Ye so i just got home recently from work. On the plaza where i work theres a Mandarin... and just as i left outside i see some Mandarin employees go onto the road and stand in the middle. Some van pulls up and the asians (2 guys and 1 girl) dont let it through. I stop and began watching as the van backs up and tries to drive around... the asians were having none of that since they chased the van. One employee tried to open the door but the guy kept driving. I thought he got run over but sadly he didnt. As they chased the van the one asian kept yelling for him to get out of the van. ( im guessing they were gonna kung fu the shit out of him) So the employees kind of surround the van and some white trash woman gets out and runs away. I saw the driver was some brown guy... he coughed up the money and apologized. I then hear 1 of the asians yell " fack you! no change, no change!!!" "call the police now!" The woman came back and the guy was yelling at her " stupid bitch why you no pay" or some shit along the lines of that. I didnt stay around to see if he let her back in the car. I know i wouldnt let her back in for dipping like that.

TLDR: Dont attempt to dine and dash from Mandarin unless you wanna end up paying with ur teeth. Oh and this basically reinforced my thinking that all asians are good at karate or some sort of martial arts.

EDIT: Probably alot of errors and shit but im too lazy to re-read it cause it looks like theres alot of words and stuff.
 

47

TD Admin, Chicken Licker, Top Shelf Sleeper
hahaha , comedy ! must have been a crazy sight
 

Shortbus

Professional Cocksucker
probably one of the funniest things ive ever seen/heard to be honest "fack a you, no change!"
 

dead mike

TD Member, Legend, Puncher of Faces, Chatbox King
[quote1252290443=Shortbus]
probably one of the funniest things ive ever seen/heard to be honest "fack a you, no change!"
[/quote1252290443]
i lold so fuckin hard at that line
 
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