Diablo III can suck my balls. I'll be getting it for my mom, though, because she is a MAD Diablo junkie.
Fuck, I used to fail University assignments because I couldn't get her off my damn PC long enough to do my homework. I once waited 8 hours for her to get off my copy of Diablo II so I could play it, gave up, went out to the bar, got mad wasted and stoned, lurched home at 4 AM, and she was STILL playing it.
At least I know what I'm getting her for her birthday.