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Haha. I have first hand experience with this shit too. My parents split when I was 15, needless to say it wasn't the 'let's be friends' kind of break up. Loose and greasy. Anyways, my dad dated a woman for 10 or so years, only to dump her for another woman he'd known for years and propose to her six months into their relationship.
The goofy bastard proposed in front of me, on Christmas Eve (2008) at his new girlfriends sisters' house. It was my first time meeting these people... The second time in two days that I had met my dad's girl. He had started dating her when I went to school.
He said nothing to myself or my brother, but I called it about 5 minutes before because he started getting jittery, putting his hand in his pocket and trying to commandeer the conversation. I was thinking "
h, shit. This is gonna be awkward. How the fuck do I excuse myself?"
BAM. The old man is on his knees. AWWWWWWKKKKWWWAARRRDDD. Like walking in on your sister sucking a guy off. In my neverending poetic eloquence I blurted "
h... fuck." and my dad's GF's sister turned and looked at me all confused, with tears in her eyes.
My brother and I looked at each other and instantly started laughing our asses off. HER daughter started bawling her eyes out and ran out side. My brother and I laughed even harder, mostly at my Dad's reckless disregard for everyone's comfort in his pursuit of love... and the daughter, that was funny too.
Don't get me wrong, I was happy for him at the time and still am. I was honored he thought me important enough to include in this epic debacle and I really like the woman (I also liked that last one), but holy sweet mother of Moses' scrotum thatch it was one of the most awkward moments of my life.
To Omission's three thousandth question, I think parents should be mindful of their kids' current state and overly biased opinions, but also do the best to ensure they themselves are happy. If that person is right for you, well, you make it work. Fuckin' way she goes. FuuUUUuuckin' waaaaayyyyy shEEeeeEE GOES, BOYS!
Plus you gotta get dat dinky stinky, nawmsayun?
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cool story bro