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Crying statue in windsor

3xtr3m3

TD Member
My gf forced me to see this after we watched paranormal activity 2. I didn't even bother getting out of the car.
 

Shotgun Jesus

TD Admin
Staff member
[quote1289016657=3xtr3m3]
My gf forced me to see this after we watched paranormal activity 2. I didn't even bother getting out of the car.
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You poor motherfucker.
 

dead mike

TD Member, Legend, Puncher of Faces, Chatbox King
It could be jinns causing that statue to cry, in other words, Satan lol.
 
[quote1289083431=3xtr3m3]
My gf forced me to see this after we watched paranormal activity 2. I didn't even bother getting out of the car.
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haha did you sulk quietly, take your rage out on the steering wheel, or roll a joint while your doe fawned over the crying "virgin"?

i'm not a fan of belief in esoteric superhumans either. if god is so big and great he could change the position of the sun and the stars with a snap of his fingers, why does he have us all suffer? maybe god is a tortured artist and we are his art.

maybe we are already an exhibit in some intergalactic louvre museum being watched by an intrigued superhuman woman while her boyfriend sits outside in his intergalactic cadillac posting on the intergalactic darkly forums on his intergalactic iphone about the lame shit his intergalactic girlfriend likes.

i think the greeks and romans were closest to the mark; the gods are just assholes like most of us mortals are.
 

.44 caliber

TD Admin
[quote1289084636=TurboTaco]
you can have all the faith you want, just like i can have all the opinions i want.

my opinion is that a weeping statue that smiles during the day and cries tears of healing oil is bull shit.
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+1
Thats the second post of wisdom I've seen from you today
 
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