dead mike
TD Member, Legend, Puncher of Faces, Chatbox King
The Obese Wizard:
When you do a girl doggy-style, grab her leg and break it upwards. Now pat your stomach. Now you have a staff, and you are obese.
Douggie Fresh:
Cumming in a girls hair and rubbing it in like hair gel
Dragon cartwheel:
When you are having sex with a girl, and right before she climaxes, you punch her in the nose and throw her down the stairs.
The lawnmower:
Insert anal beads, proceed to rip out violently and enjoy.
The neopolatin
First, shit on a girl, then cum on her face then punch her- (chocolate,vanilla,strawberry)
Alabama Hotpocket
The act of putting icy-hot, bengay, etc, on one's condom before intercourse. This is usually used as a revenge move or as a practical joke. An excellent way to end one's relationship.
the roman soldiers helmet: once your gf/wife/hooker has fallen asleep assume the teabag position only instead rest you family jewels on her forehead. now drape your dudemeat down her nose. she will be wearing a roman soldiers helmet.
the miracle whip: sneak into the bathroom and jerk a few shots of man jergens into your hand. exit the bathroom and find an unsuspecting victim. shake their hand. when they look at their hand in shock/awe slap them and bail.
404'd im out.
When you do a girl doggy-style, grab her leg and break it upwards. Now pat your stomach. Now you have a staff, and you are obese.
Douggie Fresh:
Cumming in a girls hair and rubbing it in like hair gel
Dragon cartwheel:
When you are having sex with a girl, and right before she climaxes, you punch her in the nose and throw her down the stairs.
The lawnmower:
Insert anal beads, proceed to rip out violently and enjoy.
The neopolatin
First, shit on a girl, then cum on her face then punch her- (chocolate,vanilla,strawberry)
Alabama Hotpocket
The act of putting icy-hot, bengay, etc, on one's condom before intercourse. This is usually used as a revenge move or as a practical joke. An excellent way to end one's relationship.
the roman soldiers helmet: once your gf/wife/hooker has fallen asleep assume the teabag position only instead rest you family jewels on her forehead. now drape your dudemeat down her nose. she will be wearing a roman soldiers helmet.
the miracle whip: sneak into the bathroom and jerk a few shots of man jergens into your hand. exit the bathroom and find an unsuspecting victim. shake their hand. when they look at their hand in shock/awe slap them and bail.
404'd im out.
