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Steve
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I whiped my balls with a guys salami and then put it on his sandwich when I worked at subway.
Shit was SO cash.
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You are all that is wrong with the world.
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You have no idea the things that I have done in the service of fast food.
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I whiped my balls with a guys salami and then put it on his sandwich when I worked at subway.
Shit was SO cash.
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You are all that is wrong with the world.
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You have no idea the things that I have done in the service of fast food.
When I worked one summer as a kid at CIBC, I farted in the staff fridge. That's about it.
Steve
TD Admin | Bacon
[quote1245527799=vinny paz]
lol, I remember some stories. Like the one where you cut yourself with a knife at subway while you were making a sandwich so you wiped it on the bread and served it anyways. Thank god you live in the US.
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little extra mustard and mayo to cover it up and everything is good!
it could only be better if I had HIV LOL
lol, I remember some stories. Like the one where you cut yourself with a knife at subway while you were making a sandwich so you wiped it on the bread and served it anyways. Thank god you live in the US.
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little extra mustard and mayo to cover it up and everything is good!
it could only be better if I had HIV LOL
Pyro
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I took a shit in the pool when I was 9 yrs old and nobody knew
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In the pool there were three fcks that were pissing me off lol.
The shit went up one of the guys back ... was jokes - laffed all day long. Still do each time I remember.
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you sir, have just lost the game. im sure ive pissed in a pool at some point when i was a kid. never really done anything too bad at the restaurant where i work though.
last week i heard a mother shouting "you pooped in the pool? no it's okay, we won't have to change the water." it was one of pyroette's neighbours. the next day they had a kiddie pool set up and were changing the water in the big pool lol. i guess the dad disagreed with her.
I took a shit in the pool when I was 9 yrs old and nobody knew
.In the pool there were three fcks that were pissing me off lol.
The shit went up one of the guys back ... was jokes - laffed all day long. Still do each time I remember
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you sir, have just lost the game. im sure ive pissed in a pool at some point when i was a kid. never really done anything too bad at the restaurant where i work though.
last week i heard a mother shouting "you pooped in the pool? no it's okay, we won't have to change the water." it was one of pyroette's neighbours. the next day they had a kiddie pool set up and were changing the water in the big pool lol. i guess the dad disagreed with her.
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[quote1245644506=Pyro]
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I took a shit in the pool when I was 9 yrs old and nobody knew.
In the pool there were three fcks that were pissing me off lol.
The shit went up one of the guys back ... was jokes - laffed all day long. Still do each time I remember.
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you sir, have just lost the game ...
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Well ... imagine this.
Me sitting at the bottom of the pool upside down aiming for the guys above.
I'm not proud of it, but man I just cannot stop laughing and amaze myself for going so far for a bunch of douchebags.
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I took a shit in the pool when I was 9 yrs old and nobody knew
.In the pool there were three fcks that were pissing me off lol.
The shit went up one of the guys back ... was jokes - laffed all day long. Still do each time I remember
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you sir, have just lost the game ...
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Well ... imagine this.
Me sitting at the bottom of the pool upside down
aiming for the guys above.I'm not proud of it, but man I just cannot stop laughing and amaze myself for going so far for a bunch of douchebags.
I'm a swimmer and water polo player,
I put the "P" in Pool. :)
I put the "P" in Pool. :)
Ba Chicka Wa Wa
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Lol I pee in public all the time that's about it. I drink like a fish and can never make the ride home either lol. I pee in the lake all the time off the side of the boat.
Steve
TD Admin | Bacon
[quote1245729576=Ba Chicka Wa Wa]
Lol I pee in public all the time that's about it. I drink like a fish and can never make the ride home either lol. I pee in the lake all the time off the side of the boat.
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Dude the best is peeing in a beer bottle, then putting a cap on it and throwing it in the cooler.
After a friend has had a few to many so he wont notice the loose cap, either hand him the bottle or open it and hand it to him.
Epic lulz at piss drinking.
Lol I pee in public all the time that's about it. I drink like a fish and can never make the ride home either lol. I pee in the lake all the time off the side of the boat.
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Dude the best is peeing in a beer bottle, then putting a cap on it and throwing it in the cooler.
After a friend has had a few to many so he wont notice the loose cap, either hand him the bottle or open it and hand it to him.
Epic lulz at piss drinking.
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