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COMPUTER GEEK QUIZ
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1. I have moss growing:
A. In my garden
B. In my bathroom
C. In my kitchen
D. On my teeth
2. When I open my mouth at parties, people:
A. Listen
B. Ease away slowly
C. Stuff a live weasel down my throat
3. I think computers are:
A. Uninteresting
B. Interesting
B. Too damn small for the stuff I want to do
4. I think sheep are:
A. Uninteresting
B. Interesting
C. Annoyingly far away from where I live
5. The Usenet Oracle is:
A. A pack of weenies who think about "Lisa" way too much
B. Interesting
C. Not appreciative of the great answers I write; the Priesthood is out to get me
6. The gender I desire to have sexual relations with is:
A. Difficult to understand
B. Impossible to understand
C. Clearly from a different planet
D. How should I know? I've only seen pictures
7. Bill Gates is:
A. Bill who?
B. Very wealthy
C. Head of Microsoft, which produces some widely used products
D. The Antichrist
8. In general, people:
A. Like me
B. Don't like me
C. People? What people?
9. My friends are:
A. Diverse
B. People I know from work or school
C. Wearing the same clothing I am
10. My dream vacation is:
A. Tibet
B. Europe
C. California
D. In a room with lots of fluorescent lights and an unlimited supply of coffee
11. My job prospects are:
A. Abysmal
B. Adequate
C. I'll never be out of work, you hear me? Never!
D. They pay people to do this?
Score 0 for each A, 1 for each B, 2 for each C, and 3 for each D.
19 or more: Yep. You're a computer geek, all right.
13 - 18: You're a geek of some stripe or another.
7 - 12: Probably not a geek, but watch it...
0 - 6: If you're of the opposite sex, could you leave a note for me in the personals column? Please? Hello?
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1. I have moss growing:
A. In my garden
B. In my bathroom
C. In my kitchen
D. On my teeth
2. When I open my mouth at parties, people:
A. Listen
B. Ease away slowly
C. Stuff a live weasel down my throat
3. I think computers are:
A. Uninteresting
B. Interesting
B. Too damn small for the stuff I want to do
4. I think sheep are:
A. Uninteresting
B. Interesting
C. Annoyingly far away from where I live
5. The Usenet Oracle is:
A. A pack of weenies who think about "Lisa" way too much
B. Interesting
C. Not appreciative of the great answers I write; the Priesthood is out to get me
6. The gender I desire to have sexual relations with is:
A. Difficult to understand
B. Impossible to understand
C. Clearly from a different planet
D. How should I know? I've only seen pictures
7. Bill Gates is:
A. Bill who?
B. Very wealthy
C. Head of Microsoft, which produces some widely used products
D. The Antichrist
8. In general, people:
A. Like me
B. Don't like me
C. People? What people?
9. My friends are:
A. Diverse
B. People I know from work or school
C. Wearing the same clothing I am
10. My dream vacation is:
A. Tibet
B. Europe
C. California
D. In a room with lots of fluorescent lights and an unlimited supply of coffee
11. My job prospects are:
A. Abysmal
B. Adequate
C. I'll never be out of work, you hear me? Never!
D. They pay people to do this?
Score 0 for each A, 1 for each B, 2 for each C, and 3 for each D.
19 or more: Yep. You're a computer geek, all right.
13 - 18: You're a geek of some stripe or another.
7 - 12: Probably not a geek, but watch it...
0 - 6: If you're of the opposite sex, could you leave a note for me in the personals column? Please? Hello?