blind joke

[iSeize]

Didja hear the one where the blind guy went for a walk?

When he walked by the fishmarket he said "Mornin' Ladies!"

 

[radik]

ha.................ha.................

 

[Shotgun Jesus]

Crickets....

 

[Steve]

stfu shotgun

 

[vinny paz]

Yeah, I heard it. 10 fucking years ago. lol

 

[vinny paz]

Here's a good blind joke. Did you hear about the time the blind guy got kicked in the balls and says "SHIT, I didn't see that coming"

 

[Kirock]

or the blind guy that picked up a hammer and saw.

 

[vinny paz]

how about the one where the blind guy tried to have sex with shotgun jesus' fat pig mother but accidentally stuck his dick into a pencil sharpener.

 

[Fork Included]

[quote1240889175=vinny paz]
how about the one where the blind guy tried to have sex with shotgun jesus' fat pig mother but accidentally stuck his dick into a pencil sharpener.
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are you saying SJ's mother has a pencil sharpener for a dick? thats sick yo! double utility.

 

[vinny paz]

no, that would be weird man.

 

[DrUgZ]

"I see" said the blind man as he pissed into the wind.
"It's all coming back to me now!"

 

[omission]

lol