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Was never a club goer... I hit up pubs and decent pool halls... I'm not a huge fan of getting packed into a place with 300 other people acting like assholes...
 
As a white man, I can't dance. Secondly, I sweat like a dirty, filthy pig on the dance floor. Thirdly, I think I can dance when I'm drinking, and it makes my chances of getting laid all the worse. Good thing I have a girlfriend now, so I don't have to worry about "picking up" in the clubs. I hated clubs since I was 19. Now that I'm 26, I realize I'm over a quarter century dead.
 
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