Bar Joke

[omission]

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. After a few more he needs to go to the can. He doesn't want anyone to steal his drink so he puts a sign on it saying, "I spat in this beer, do not drink!". After a few minutes he returns and there is another sign next to his beer saying, "So did I!"

 

[Hawk-Eye]

LoL good old school joke, clean and decent

 

[vinny paz]

It was alright.

 

[Gump]

yeah not bad

 

[Kirock]

The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having a drink when a great-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me."

So the Doberman says, "I love liver and cheese." The Collie replies, "That's not good enough."

The Bulldog says, "I hate liver and cheese." She says, "That's not creative enough."

Finally, the Chihuahua says, "Liver alone . . . cheese mine."

:)

 

[omission]

rofl, other bar dog joke for Kirock.

 

[Kirock]

rofl, it's a good joke :)

 

[marinerevenge]

lawl. slurrs ftw