[quote1243027326=Shooter McGavin]
This is a bad time for a joke, but here it goes:
A kid's parents get Sploogy the Clown to perfrom for the kid's 10th year birthday party. Sploogy is a disgruntled old clown and hates these annoying brats, but hey it is a living. So just after a boring party, once all the kids are gone and Sploogy is packing up to go, the kid says,
"Hey Sploogy, you are the worst clown I've ever seen!"
To which Sploogy replys, " Yeah kid, why's that?"
"Well, you aren't funny, you smell bad, and you don't even know any magic tricks!" says the kid.
"
h yeah you little shit, I know one of the best tricks ever, wanna see it?", responds Sploogy.
"Wow that would be great! Thanks Sploogy!" , crys the kid.
"
k, turn around, drop your pants, and bend over." to which the kid does so.
"Now what Sploogy?" asks the kid.
"So does it feel like I have 2 thumbs up your butt?" asks the clown.
"Yeah, yeah it does." responds the kid.
Sploogy then shoves his hands with the big 'thumbs-up' sign in front of the kid's face and yells "TAAA DAAH!!"
Ok, Like I said, bad.
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ROFL that's a good one shooter LOL
"TAAA DAAH!!"