omission
TD Admin
You Know It Will Be a Bad Day When:
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1.Your horn sticks on the freeway behind 32 Hell's Angels.
2.The worst player on the golf course wants to play you for money.
3.You call suicide prevention and they put you on hold.
4.Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles.
5.Your twin sister forgets your birthday.
6.You have to sit down to brush your teeth in the morning.
7.Your car payment, house payment, and girlfriend are three months overdue.
8.Everyone avoids you the morning after the company office party.
9.The bird singing outside your window is a vulture.
10.You wake up and your braces are stuck together.
11.You call your answering service and they tell you it's none of your business.
12.Your blind date turns out to be your ex-wife/ex-husband.
13.Your income tax refund check bounces.
14.You put both contact lenses in the same eye.
15.You need one bathroom scale for each foot.
16.Nothing you own is actually paid for.
17.Airline food starts to taste good.
18.Your mother approves of the person you are dating.
19.You have to borrow from your VISA to pay off your MASTERCARD.
20.Everyone loves your driver's license picture.
21.The gypsy fortune teller offers to refund your money.
22.Everyone is laughing but you.
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1.Your horn sticks on the freeway behind 32 Hell's Angels.
2.The worst player on the golf course wants to play you for money.
3.You call suicide prevention and they put you on hold.
4.Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles.
5.Your twin sister forgets your birthday.
6.You have to sit down to brush your teeth in the morning.
7.Your car payment, house payment, and girlfriend are three months overdue.
8.Everyone avoids you the morning after the company office party.
9.The bird singing outside your window is a vulture.
10.You wake up and your braces are stuck together.
11.You call your answering service and they tell you it's none of your business.
12.Your blind date turns out to be your ex-wife/ex-husband.
13.Your income tax refund check bounces.
14.You put both contact lenses in the same eye.
15.You need one bathroom scale for each foot.
16.Nothing you own is actually paid for.
17.Airline food starts to taste good.
18.Your mother approves of the person you are dating.
19.You have to borrow from your VISA to pay off your MASTERCARD.
20.Everyone loves your driver's license picture.
21.The gypsy fortune teller offers to refund your money.
22.Everyone is laughing but you.
