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19th Bday in one week. What should i get smashed with?

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Cock

Cock

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Some E if you can get it + beer and jagermeister.

I drank almost 3 L of Saki. That's good too! E is still more fun.
 
Fork Included

Fork Included

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drink a pitcher of beer then finish off with a nice big spliff


if you're like me, things will start spinning in about 15 minutes, then you wont be able to walk or talk.

you'll also be puking bile uncontrollably

good times... good times....
 
dead mike

dead mike

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beer alone will only get you half way to where you wanna be (coma), i recommend you stick to beers like henikan due to their high quality manufacturing, its easier to digest then domestics, then switch to whisky when you feel about as drunk as your gonna get. also pace yourself, watch your consumption, i usually limit myself to around 2 or 3 pitchers a night and keep the shots to less then 5 an hour. good luck man
 
Leroy

Leroy

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you guys are gay. Go around the world.. beerrumwinebeerrumwinebeerrumwine... oooh yeah..

but I'm with plastik800 (numbers?1 wtf). My drink of choice in my old age is rum.
 
dead mike

dead mike

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wine is ok i guess, i think it absorbs really fast, but i find it fucks you up too much and makes your vision really blurry, bun that shit.

beerrumwine is guarenteed to make you puke imo.
 
DrUgZ

DrUgZ

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Im sure the guy doesnt even ask his brother! All i can say is stay away from all booze because you cant even handle a few beers without turning into a slopshow. dont worry il make your drinks bud.
 
iSeize

iSeize

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K. had 8 beers and a shot of tequila last night over about 4 hours. didnt puke, woke up this morning with a mild headache. Gauge your booze experience on this. i was feeling GREAT after the tequila tho lol.
 
marinerevenge

marinerevenge

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Cheap vodka (Talking 10 USD a 5th) and your favorite sugary drink.

Drink it down fast, and you'll have an energetic drunk for a good hour or two. Drink too slow and you'll feel like shit. Drink some, stop. then Drink again will also land you in a shit pile.

Just down the shit asap with a minute or two of STANDING between drinks so you get a feel for how drunk you really are. Don't sit for too long either, because if you stand up for the first time after your already smashed, your gonna hit the floor.
 
OG buckshot jr

OG buckshot jr

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If you drink beer as opposed to liquor, then drink beer, all night, limit the shots (they catch up FUCKIN QUICK!).

If you drink liquor, stick with something bland (i.e. Vodka Soda). Why? Vodka Soda has no (or very low) sugar = NO HANGOVER YAAAAAAAAY... trust me, don't be drinking screwdrivers/cranberries all night, fuuuck that shit..

Have fun!

Oh ya, and make sure Drugz is with you all night in case some fuckin yetti decides to get confident... Me n bucky neeever have any problems :)

One love
 
Leroy

Leroy

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Ok. Rules as follows

1) Avoid anything sugary. period. When its bedtime, and the world is orbiting your face, and you can't sleep because you're jacked up on sugar, its hell

2) Avoid hard liquor. You're young, you gotta warm up to the hard shit mang, trust me, don't even do shots. It'll just hit you way to quick, and then boom, you're a vomiting mess, and when the birfday boy pukes on himself and passes out, party is over.

3)Do this combo, RELIGIOUSLY: Drink Beer, drink water, drink beer, drink water. This slows down the rate at which your body metabolises the alcohol and also hydrates you.


I'm bad, I'm black, and I'm also bad.


Remember, the point is to have fun, not see how long it takes you to get lame.
 
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