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16 of the best fat jokes
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1. I wouldn't say you're fat but when you sit around the house, you sit around the house!
2. You're so fat when you went to school you sat next to everybody.
3. I wouldn't say you're fat but you have more chins than a Hong Kong telephone directory.
4. If hot air makes a balloon go up what's keeping you down?
5. What times lunch, and is there any left after you eat?
6. You could be in the movies- you could play crowd scenes all by yourself.
7. Is it alright if I sell you're underwear to the circus? I hear they need a new tent.
8. I wouldn't say you're fat but you have more pounds than the Bank of England,
and I ain't talking about your wallet.
9. I wouldn't jump up and down, you could cause an earthquake.
10.I hear the local restaurant are serving all flavours of Slimfast.
11.If you went on a diet two undeveloped nations would have enough food to eat for a year.
12.Is that your stomach or did you swallow a beach ball?
13.The guy is so fat, he leaves footprints in concrete!
14.One guy was so fat, he had his own area code.
15.You are so fat you were baptized in Sea World.
16.You are so fat, you had your baby pictures taken by satellite.
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1. I wouldn't say you're fat but when you sit around the house, you sit around the house!
2. You're so fat when you went to school you sat next to everybody.
3. I wouldn't say you're fat but you have more chins than a Hong Kong telephone directory.
4. If hot air makes a balloon go up what's keeping you down?
5. What times lunch, and is there any left after you eat?
6. You could be in the movies- you could play crowd scenes all by yourself.
7. Is it alright if I sell you're underwear to the circus? I hear they need a new tent.
8. I wouldn't say you're fat but you have more pounds than the Bank of England,
and I ain't talking about your wallet.
9. I wouldn't jump up and down, you could cause an earthquake.
10.I hear the local restaurant are serving all flavours of Slimfast.
11.If you went on a diet two undeveloped nations would have enough food to eat for a year.
12.Is that your stomach or did you swallow a beach ball?
13.The guy is so fat, he leaves footprints in concrete!
14.One guy was so fat, he had his own area code.
15.You are so fat you were baptized in Sea World.
16.You are so fat, you had your baby pictures taken by satellite.
