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10 Things to do to your Boss
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1. You’re eavesdropping and you hear your boss has reservations at his favorite restaurant. You know, the one you can’t afford. Call them back and cancel his reservations – say you’re his wife.
2. Every time your boss asks you a question, just look at him and say “interesting” and go back to what you were working on.
3. When your manager inquires as to what your favorite TV show is, reply that it is a child’s show like Sesame Street. Say it like you mean it.
4. Grind up leaves from your backyard that look like pot, put into a baggie, and send it to your boss. Stand there while he opens it and gasp when the contents are revealed. Say “it is none of my business” and walk out of the room.
5. Superglue two middle pages of your manager’s favorite book and return to the shelf. He will find it after the glue has permanently set.
6. Using desktop publishing, relabel a can of bug spray as vanilla air freshener and place in men’s bathroom.
7. Call in sick and leave a message on the company’s voice mail. State that you are ill due to the overwhelming imbalance of wealth and power within the company’s structure and your illness should subside once you are paid what you are worth.
8. When your boss asks for a donation to his son’s little league fund, ask what the minimum amount is that you can donate in order to keep your job.
9. As soon as your boss returns from a vacation, ask where he went and always state that you vacationed there a few years ago and how fantastic it was.
10.When you manager asks you how your day is going, be honest. Say, well, if people that worked for this company weren’t so dysfunctional and psychotic, it might be a marginally average place of employment.
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1. You’re eavesdropping and you hear your boss has reservations at his favorite restaurant. You know, the one you can’t afford. Call them back and cancel his reservations – say you’re his wife.
2. Every time your boss asks you a question, just look at him and say “interesting” and go back to what you were working on.
3. When your manager inquires as to what your favorite TV show is, reply that it is a child’s show like Sesame Street. Say it like you mean it.
4. Grind up leaves from your backyard that look like pot, put into a baggie, and send it to your boss. Stand there while he opens it and gasp when the contents are revealed. Say “it is none of my business” and walk out of the room.
5. Superglue two middle pages of your manager’s favorite book and return to the shelf. He will find it after the glue has permanently set.
6. Using desktop publishing, relabel a can of bug spray as vanilla air freshener and place in men’s bathroom.
7. Call in sick and leave a message on the company’s voice mail. State that you are ill due to the overwhelming imbalance of wealth and power within the company’s structure and your illness should subside once you are paid what you are worth.
8. When your boss asks for a donation to his son’s little league fund, ask what the minimum amount is that you can donate in order to keep your job.
9. As soon as your boss returns from a vacation, ask where he went and always state that you vacationed there a few years ago and how fantastic it was.
10.When you manager asks you how your day is going, be honest. Say, well, if people that worked for this company weren’t so dysfunctional and psychotic, it might be a marginally average place of employment.
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