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LOL Keeripes! I knew what you meant in your first post, I just wanted to get the small dicked faggot joke in before 47. For the record, I agree with Steve's second comment, a nasty chick is a hot chick, hence no rule. Hawk-eye: 85. When a you ask a guy what he is thinking and he replies...

Wow, OUCH Keeripes and Steve! Yup, I'm a faggot with a small dick, you got me. Rule 2 is merely a preference. It has nothing to do with my sexuality. I'm a lesbian. I'm not attracted to guys, nor do I wish to particiate in any sexual encounter with them. I am not being homophobic. I...

Hey Prop, can you post a Pic and location? A lot of people see this board and can repost it at other sites. It may not help much, but we can at least try.

So my wife asked the hard question yesterday when we were arguing, "I can't figure you out. What makes me tick?" So I thought about it and finally put it together in 3 Cardnial Rules: Rule 1. Never in one sitting eat anything larger in volume than your head. Rule 2. In any...

Very true Taco. You'll just get fagged by Narf!

There should be a number 5 up there: "Forgot to pick up your <significant other> from school/work." Another sad story with a tragic ending. Shooter

I agree with Narf! The Radar is for wimps! I just chuck 'nades into the crowd, fire at anything that moves, and then just accept the TK punishment with excessive whining and bitching. It works for me!

The Link is now fixed. Sorry about that!

So my nephew, Zack Warden, is a pro BMX Vert rider. He is really amazing and came to Minneapolis last week for a competietion. While he was in town, he was trying to show his fun uncle how to do a trick on the vert ramp. The trick is here...

This is a bad time for a joke, but here it goes: A kid's parents get Sploogy the Clown to perfrom for the kid's 10th year birthday party. Sploogy is a disgruntled old clown and hates these annoying brats, but hey it is a living. So just after a boring party, once all the kids are gone and...

TMP and Mac10s roxors. Ok, I'm cheap, can't hit the broadside of a barn, and need the extra rounds per sec. In some ways I like the p90 over the AK. See above reasons. Yes, I'm a noob.

See Cardinal Rule #2. Besides, you voted for Ice's shlong.

Sorry guys, the US is no better. We are looking at big income tax increase and a HUGE sales tax increase also to pay for bailouts. No reach around for you!

If only this could be a sticky thread... After getting gang raped by several TDs, I started to like like it! Thanks guys for making TD my primary server. You will want to keep me around as I make your rankings look good. -Shooter McGavin