WHY HAVE SEX WHEN YOU HAVE THE NEW UPDATE

[everyth1ng]

I wish the chickens would fall to the ground and start twitching when you shoot them with the Zeus. Yes, I'm a horrible person...

But seriously, I actually wish they'd just remove the chickens ffs.

 

[Slawek]

I wish they hatched eggs and you could throw the eggs at players and temporarily screw their vision up with the yolk.

 

[Shotgun Jesus]

I wish Brains would get tased.

 

[Brains]

I wish Brains would get tased.

 

[amanshotme]

I wish they hatched eggs and you could throw the eggs at players and temporarily screw their vision up with the yolk.

or you could pick up chickens and use them as shields. On inferno if a chicken is in front of you when a nade is thrown they will tank some damage lol

 

[14bux]

You can tase chickens? This shit just got a lot more interesting.

 

[Sushicutter]

or you could pick up chickens and use them as shields. On inferno if a chicken is in front of you when a nade is thrown they will tank some damage lol

deagle + tactical shield was the shit back in the day