NSFW MMA Dude Breaks His Schlong

[Shotgun Jesus]

This was a tough read.

TUF alumnus, Ray Elbe, details a graphic story of how he sustained a penis fracture during an enthusiastic romp with his girlfriend.

http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2012/12/...-elbe-fractures-penis-in-bizarre-sex-accident​

In an attempt to make it up to me...she has promised me a threesome of my choice when we get to the Philippines...which usually has some solid talent.

 

[DrUgZ]

buddy of mine had this happen to him last year in the summer. no blood i guess but he puked all over the chick instantly and passed out. 3 months off work!! you don't know how connected your hammer is to the rest of your body until you break it. imagine yawning, sneezing, laughing, or blowing your nose!

 

[Steve]

A WILD PAKI APPEARS!

 

[Shotgun Jesus]

RIP dicks

 

[.44 caliber]

lol, she went a little too high.

This guy just wanted everyone to know how big his was lol.

 

[Leroy]

We've all had this happen.

Let's be a bit more sensitive.

 

[Brains]

did he really have to say "she went higher than 8 1/2" haha

 

[Steve]

A WILD Low Budget APPEARS!

BAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHA SJ, THAT IS FUCKING GOLD. FUCKING GOLD.


EDIT


PAKI


PAKI PAKI PAKI PAKI PAKI PKAI



the 6 letter word of evil should filter to Leroy IMO

 

[Shotgun Jesus]

It also works with the plural form - pakis

Test: group of niggas