I just made leek & potato soup from scratch. I am a god.
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MYAAAH, FUCK YOU HE-MAN!
What is a MC if he can't rap?
Drum & Bass makes me wet
This nappy is unworthy of touching my bum, but it might make a good coaster for my drink!
Can't believe I've been lurking here for over 3 years now.
Flip me on my head, toss me onto my back. Lick my pussy and my crack.
I bet you're naked under those clothes you slut
Happy birthday, man
I only follow cute dudes... Congratulations.
Och, you're a wee scunner so you are.
"You can't call them that" my OT tells me. I can't possibly be racist I tell her, I haven't finished hating all the white people yet.
Without* AspBergFeels
RIP my dog of 15 years, Tanna. Missed but never forgotten - http://i.imgur.com/Do4vIuP.jpg
Would you like no strings attached sex? Contact my whore of an ex-wife.
You're a dog? How did you learn to type?
Why do none of you accept my friend requests on myspace
CHARGE NOW HERR DOCTOR. -
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